Oh My ENGLISH 2

Last Thursday, SV akak telah email akak. In fact dia email akak hari2. Clust Sv akak!
Eh, bakal jah!
So dia suruh tulis 10 line paragraph titled '

'My Research Interests and Aspiration for the PhD Degree'

So akak pon feeling2 tulis 10 line sahajork dengan english merapu. Mai akak copy paste apa akak tulis.
 

I am F****** from Malaysia. Currently working as Research Assistant in University Putra Malaysia. I plan to do PHD in Control System under supervision of Dr AZ specifically in Automatic Control System. He is the perfect person that I could refer to in Automatic Control System field especially in Robust Control System. Apart of he has published many high impact journals and cited many other researchers he is also associate editor of well known journal publisher.

Sussex is the perfect University to do research in Control System since they have research group in Automotive Dynamics and Control Group which already established in Control System field. Sussex has good environment to live with many facilities for international student to adapt with the new different environment that our country. Sussex also has a good ranking in RAE which is important for my scholarship application in Malaysia. I really hope that I could be part of Control Research team in University of Sussex.

Pastu kan uolllsss...Tadi eh semalam jugak dia reply tapi akak baru reply hari inih. Dia reply dengan membuat satu essay baru untuk akak, mai akak copy paste lagik.

My name is F**, and currently work as Research Assistant at the University Putra Malaysia. Recently, I have applied funding from the Malaysian government to advance my career and in this context my plan is to study for a PHD in the area of Control Systems. My aspiration is to progress by standing a challenging subject in the area of Control Systems, and I had a careful survey on opportunities offered in the UK. After careful consideration, I have decided to apply for a PhD under the supervision of Dr AZ. Dr AZ offers a set of interesting and challenging research subjects in the area of suspensions, reliability and sensor optimisation on complex engineering systems (tilting train related and reliability of interconnected systems), he is a well known academic internationally in the area of Control -in particular Robust Control Systems-, and he has published many high impact journal publications with his research work being cited by a number of other researchers.
Studying for a PhD in the Department of Engineering (School of Engineering and Informatics at Sussex is one more important reason for me. Sussex is a very well known University, not a surprise that appears on a number of international ranking tables. I was intrigued when browsing the Research related pages on the level and excellence of research done in the School, the kind of interdisciplinary research ventures that exist and the different Research groups. It was worth noting the well established work in the Automotive Dynamics and Control Group and Sensor Technology, fields that are intertwined to Control Systems. Sussex offers a nice and rewarding environment to live, with many facilities for an international student to quickly adapt to a different environment from the one I am used to. Most importantly Sussex being one of the top universities in the UK rankings is an advantage for my scholarship application in Malaysia. I really hope that my application will be accepted and I will have the unique opportunity to work as a researcher in Sussex.

Nampak tak? nampak tak ? berbezanya ayat aku dengan ayat dia??

Terus akak tutup mulut. Oh! my English!!!

Cemana nak dapat Ielts 6.5 nihh??

Tapi akak respest la Dr AZ nih rajen pulak membetulkan essay akak itteww.. Kalau ado orang lain harus dia reply balik. Do some correction!

Bye.

OH! my English!!

Uolls, akak ado IELTS test sabtu innnieww.

Akak skrg study from past year question, Omaigod, soalan Reading dia susah nak mamposs.

Cemana aku nak dapat 6.5 nih?

Aritu pegi Mara, diorang kata, borang akak manual, so dia proses manual. Kena masuk meeting bagai.

Diorang settlekan yang apply online dulu, kalau ada kosong lagik baru diorang tengok borang akak.

Kalau dah penuh MERASA!! So peluang adalah tipis begitu.

Eh, lepas tu kan kawan akak ado dapat Mara jugak tapi buat ACCA lah, dia kata Mara kata tak perlu IELTS kalau Uni tak mintak? Motippp?? ya kah?

Cake!

Akak nak bgtau, akak skrg nih dah tak buat delivery kecuali area putrajaya dekat2 kat rumah lepas office hour. Kalau nak suruh akak delivery tempat2 lain di waktu hari2 office hour sorry lah ye memang I tak layan.

Akak skrg kerja 8-5, dan tak boleh keluar opis suka2 hati.

Pastu kalau order dan akak tak reply maksudnya akak tak amek order tu atau tak confirmkan order tu. Sila tanya atau remind kan balik sehari sebelum.
Ni tup tup hari yang dia nak tu dia call akak tanya mana cake?
Padahal akak nan hado balas pon msg dia uolllsss...

Raya tahun nih akak tak buat sample. Sapa yg rasa2 nak order tu boleh lah mengambil risiko tanpa tasting. Lagipon tahun ni akak amek order tak banyak sebab Pahat dah nakal pengsan akak nak buat kueh sambil tepis2 tangan dia.

Dah. Selamat memasuki bulan rejab hari inih. Mari kita tingkatkan ibadah. ***gittuuuu istajah pilihan sangatsss.

p/s sebenarnya bangun pagi2 nak study tapi tiba2 aku mengadap laptop. Penyapu!

Manusia hanya merancang kaedahnya..

Uollss.. akak nak jelaskan awal2 yang PHD tu hanyalah PLAN. Belum tentu jadi belum tentu tidak.

Motippp adekah akak ada cakap akak dah confirm nak buat PHD?? Ado? ado? nan hado kannn??

Bukan apa uollss ada orang suka main assume apa kita tulis, padahal dia tak baca habes topic yang akak tulis tu, just baca line bawah tu tiba2 kata akak nih mcm dah confirm sangat nak buat PHD. Padahal nan hado!

Mula2 akak malas macam nak war2kan. Tapi akak fikir, mungkin ramai orang kat luar sana yang juga mahu buat PHD tapi tak tahu macam mana nak apply or mcm mana nak dapatkan sponsorship. Jadi akak bercerita disini.

One thing yang akak nak nasehatkan, buat research apa yang uolls suka bukan orang lain suka, seperti ketua jabatan PAKSA ke.. sbb akak dah tau keadaannya cemana, sebab uolls kena mengadap benda yang sama 3 tahun.

Juga akak nak bgtau selagi sponsorship belum diluluskan, bermaksud PHD juga hanya tinggal angan2. Faham?? So jangan lah cakap yang akak nih budget mcm over dah confirm dapat buat PHD. sebenarnya tidak okeh.

Apa pon doakan yang terbak saja lah. Kalau ada rezeki ada lah, kalau tidak ada mungkin kecewa sekejap tapi insyaAllah redha. Allah tahu yang terbaik.

Bye.

Bersyukur je lah.

Hah, gambar birthday Aishah. Akak nak tunjuk kek yg akak buat tuh uollss.. Ni je gambar paling clear. Ni pon cilok dari FB ummi Aishah.

Sempena hari ibu last week.. **matilah kan baru nak citer pasal hari ibu. Mohd Rafi ajak pi kuar makan. Pegi Mines. Makan lah kat Nandos sambil tengok ikan keli yang besar gajah tu berebut roti orang campak.

Lepas tu akak tanya, 'Mana kek?'

Mohd Rafi kata, 'Kalau i beli nanti u kata tak sedap. U buat je lah kek sendiri balik nanti'

Keji sangatkan kena buat kek sendiri.

Sepanjang kawen 4 tahun nih uollss kek besday pon nan hado aku dapat. Tapi tak kisah sangat pon sebab nanti akak bakal cakap 'ala....kek i buat lagi sedap..'
Kau mampuuu over confident???

Tapi uolllsss... kadang2 kita tengok husband orang tu baiknya belikan beg jenama hell Vee ke cenel ke... kannn??

Tapi kita tak tau sebenarnya mcm mana. Yela, ada orang tulis kat blog yang baik2 saja. Mana kita tau inside dia??

Walaupon suami akak kurang romantik tapi akak bersyukur sebab dia boleh rajin la jugak kemas rumah jaga pahat. Layan pahat jalan2. Main2 kat Taman. Keje aku memetir jah kat rumah sebab Pahat tuh suka main2 barang kat dapur. Kejap2 dia pegi dapur amik pinggan mangkuk bawak pegi depan. Kalau plastic tu takpe, kalau kaca mau aku menjerit.

Apak dia paling kuat pon marah sajork. Tapi tak la se "HIGH PITCH" suara aku kann?? Takde maknanya dia pukul atau cubit anak dia.

Ada kawan akak citer, husband kawan dia, duit nafkah tak pernah bagi, beli rumah bini yang bayar. Duit bil semua bini bayar. Baju anak lagi lah. Pendek kata dia tak pernah keluar satu sen pon. Duit gaji dia untuk dia sajork. Apa punya lahanat punya jantan kannn??

Tup tup uollsss... Jantan tu kawen lain okeh. Howwww?? Macam tu pon bini dia sabar. Dia kata takut jadi janda. Sambil2 laki dia psycho 'Ada ke orang lain nak kat u kalau cerai'

Tak ke puaka hujung tanjung jantan tu??

Lalu akak nasehatkan. Kalau tak nak cerai tak perlu cerai. pegi mahkamah tuntut nafkah. Tuntut nafkah bukan bermaksud cerai. Cerai atau tidak nafkah memang wajib bagi. Aka tak paham konsep orang yang bgtau bila cerai wajib bagi nafkah, abes tu masa kawen tak perlu??

Bukan lah kena bagi beribu2 pon, sekadar apa yang mampu. Bukan suruh bagi semua gaji kau kat bini. Tapi agak2 lah, takkan 100% semua bini nak bayar. At least tolong lah bayar duit jaga anak ke bil2 rumah ke...

Akak suspect bini dia dah kena ubat guna2 okeh. Ada tak korang sanggup bersabar kalau laki korang yang tak pernah bagi duit se sen pon pastu tiba2 kawen lain??

Kalau aku takde la.. Pegi mampos dengan jantan macam tuh!

Kalau dia boleh survive bayar semua bil dan uruskan anak2 dia tanpa jantan keparat tu, kenapa nak tunggu?? Bukan ada guna pon simpan lelaki macam tu kannn??

Kannn?? tetiba akak emo puilerr...Bye.